The Katie Perry Weekend – as it is rightfully named is me recounting the events that unfolded one weekend in the Spring of 2014. What I now say was the longest 72 hours of my life. Meaning that weekend more than any other weekend was the deadliest weekend of my life. 2014 was the year the poltergeist came back with a vengeance. April 2014 would be in my opinion the first time a poltergeist communicated via streaming service the horrors it was going to carry out. Those familiar with the Bell Witch poltergeist story know the spirit announced its departure from the home to the occupants in the home in advance only to return on the exact day seven years later. What I’m about to share with you supports the argument by some in the paranormal community who believe poltergeist-related hauntings are the works of an entity, not psychokinesis or RSPK – Recurrent Spontaneous Psychokinesis as t is often coined. To appreciate the story I’m about to tell about this particular weekend in April 2014 I need to first list the paranormal activity Tina and I’ve witnessed up until now – small objects were thrown, loud bangs, phantom footsteps, kid ‘cough,’ tapping sounds, equipment malfunction, lights turning off/on and on/off by themselves, objects levitating, door slams, feeling of being watched, rappings, kitchen cabinet doors inexplicably opened, missing items e.g., a missing bible. The most dangerous thing to happen so far was the throwing of a giant wooden armoire in the middle of the night– that was just a few days ago. All these things I just mentioned are explained in detail in my book The Bothell Hell House – Poltergeist of Washington State.
If this is a poltergeist, then the question is: how do you get rid of it? That’s what I was trying to find out. I was reading various paranormal websites on the internet that Friday night. How do you get rid of a poltergeist? That’s where my brain was when, suddenly, the TV in our master bedroom switched on. Now, wait a minute. Tina’s downstairs. Why is the TV suddenly coming on in the bedroom? I got up from my chair and walked out of my upstairs office and into our bedroom and saw that the TV was on. It was on the music channel. No sign of Tina whatsoever. Here she comes. I was looking at the TV with the remote control in my hand, trying to turn the volume down when Tina enters the room. I told Tina the TV just came on by itself. She looked at me and says, “Oh—I thought that was you.” I told her, no, it’s not me; I was in my office; why would I be blasting loud music from our bedroom? Tina looked at the TV dismissively and said, “that’s different.” I then switched the TV channel to a regular programming channel and turned it off. Tina went downstairs. I went back to my office. Five minutes later the TV switched on again. Loud music as before. I darted out of my office and headed back into the master bedroom, and sure enough, it was on again. Now, I turned the TV off five minutes ago. Not only is it on again, but it’s playing the same song – the same music station as before. Tina comes back upstairs and looks at me. The TVs on, and it’s on this music channel that neither Tina nor myself ever use. Why is the TV on the music channel? Why is the same song playing? I suddenly realized something. Tina and I are being haunted. What does that mean? It means right here. Right now, the poltergeist has decided to engage us. Up until now, it’s been observing us. It knows Tina’s downstairs. It knows I’m in my office. It knows I’m searching online for answers on how to get rid of it. At this very moment, it wants to raise the fear level in the house. It wants to get our attention. It succeeded. I looked at Tina, and she looked at me. I said: this is the same song that was playing five minutes ago. Tina said, “What the fuck?” I said, this is a music channel; songs don’t play in repeat mode. We should be hearing a different song by now. And that’s when the light bulb went off inside my head—what’s the name of the song that’s playing? The name of the song is “Dark Horse” by Katie Perry. Now, this is where it gets weird and dark. The part of the song that we heard, over and over is the part of the song that asked the question — “So, you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know what you’re falling’ for. Baby, do you dare to do this? ‘Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse. Are you ready for, ready for a perfect storm, perfect storm? ‘Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine (There’s no going back). Mark my words. This love will make you levitate. Like a bird, like a bird without a cage. But down to earth If you choose to walk away, don’t walk away. It’s in the palm of your hand now, baby It’s a yes or a no, no maybe. So just be sure before you give it all to me. All to me, give it all to me. So, you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know what you’re falling’ for. Baby, do you dare to do this? ‘Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse are you ready for, ready for a perfect storm, perfect storm……” The lyrics Tina and I are hearing and the paranormal events that are about to unfold starting tomorrow are too uncanny to ignore. Mind you, Tina and I are hearing the entire song. The verses above are playing through our TV as we enter our bedroom. You have got to be kidding me? How is a spirit able to do this? I turned off the TV again with the remote control I was holding and decided to go one step further by unplugging it entirely. There. All done. The television is unplugged from the wall. That should settle it right? Nope. The TV came on again five minutes later. I was in my office, googling ‘Katie Perry’ with hopes of finding that song. I found the lyrics, and I found the music video for it. I was a few minutes into my search when the TV came on again. Came on with no plug; no cord sticking in the outlet whatsoever. The same Katie Perry song was playing. When it comes on it’s always on that verse—the verse that asked the question “…are you ready for a perfect storm, a perfect storm.” Then the rest of the songs plays. Instead of turning the TV off, we decided to leave it on. But not on the music channel. I think I put it on an R&B channel, which for no apparent reason seemed to work. Only now, as I write this, does the question hit me: I wonder what song other Comcast customers are hearing right now? Those whose TV was tuned to this channel at the same time Tina, and I were hearing “Dark Horse?” Both music channel and the song coming from the TV are real. Katie Perry’s “Dark Horse” has been playing in our house for the last fifteen minutes. I wish I could go back in time (back to that day) and run to one of our other TVs. I wish I could go put those TVs on the same channel the master bedroom TV was on when it was playing “Dark Horse.” Would “Dark Horse” be playing on those TVs? I doubt it.
Tina and I call that weekend The Katie Perry Weekend not necessarily for the song that played but for the events that followed. These lyrics which we heard three times, I believe were a precursor to everything we experienced in the Bothell house. Keep in mind; it’s Friday. The weekend is just getting started. Everything this case is known for happened after that Friday. The Bible that went missing in 2012, missing for almost a year and a half just returned a few days ago outside our master bedroom doorway. In the middle of the night – while Tina and I were sleeping. On Fire! Which by itself speaks to premeditation and intelligence. Tina and I found two bibles incinerated and burned a few days after that. Larger objects started being thrown. The loud bangs became more frequent as did the malfunction of household appliances. More objects went missing. Louder phantom footsteps, strange voices, stench smell, wall writings (which included several incidents where the words ‘Die KL’ was written), water puddles, more apparition sightings, attacks on Tina, attacks on Tina’s friend, attacks on my friends, attacks on me, battery drainage, raining dimes, scratches on Tina, lights going of/on and on/off by themselves, power outages, phantom text messages, phantom tweets, phantom emails, car alarm malfunctions, shadowy figures, spontaneous fires. The three most horrific events I can remember happening in the Bothell house began Saturday night (the day after the Katie Perry incident) 1.) Tina was alone in the house and was attacked. 2.) I was home and was attacked (poster fire incident), 3.) The clothes I was wearing inexplicably caught fire.
“I’m coming at you like a dark horse. Are you ready for, ready for a perfect storm, perfect storm?” Why did the poltergeist use the song “Dark Horse?” What does dark horse mean? According to definitions online, “a dark horse is a previously lesser-known person or thing that emerges to prominence in a situation, especially in a competition involving multiple rivals, or a contestant that on paper should be unlikely to succeed but yet still might.” There are three forces of nature living in the Bothell house – Keith, Tina, and the poltergeists. Three rivals essentially. Webster’s dictionary says, ‘if you describe someone as a dark horse, you mean that people know very little about them, although they may have recently had success or may be about to have success.’ Wiki goes further by saying a dark horse is ‘someone who possesses talents or favorable characteristics that are not known or expected by others. The poltergeist haunting us describes itself as a dark horse. “I’m coming at you like a dark horse. Are you ready for, ready for a perfect storm, perfect storm?” It knows Tina and I know little about it. More so it’s talents. Us and the world for that matter. The poltergeist may have recently had success. We know from my talking to Rhonda (the previous tenant) that the poltergeist did have success. Now it’s after Keith and Tina. 1817’s Bell Witch poltergeist known as Kate with the ability to speak told the family it was going to leave and return in seven years. It did return. I don’t think there’s another documented case where the poltergeist through the use of modern technology, in this case, a cable music streaming service in a way telegraphed what was about to happen. I don’t think the paranormal community has come to terms with what I’m saying. The spirit took control of a network system and in doing so was able to three times partition a song to a specific verse – play that verse and the remaining lyrics of the song twice with the television on and once with the television off. I leave it up to the reader to decide which act was more incredible.
Ref.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Witch
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dark_horse
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/dark-horse