Can we explain the poltergeist?

In my 2nd book Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two and my third book Poltergeist – The Night Side of Physics I theorize that most poltergeist hauntings including mine have more than one entity causing turmoil. I base this theory on my observation and the evidence gathered. These spirits aka entities conduct their malevolent machinations in group group-think-like fashion. Groupthink – is the act of conducting poltergeist activity as a group more so than an individual. The goal for all entities involved is creating havoc, strife, despair, sleep deprivation, angst, hopelessness, suicidal thoughts, divorce, and in some cases death. As parapsychologist, Steve Mera likes to call it “Vexation.” These spirits work in tandem executing everything I just mentioned. But do not confuse malevolent spirits working in tandem with one spirit dishing out verbal commands or marching orders. Not quite. No! each spirit once born or arrived (take your pick) has embedded in their spiritual or demonic DNA their marching orders. They are born knowing what to do. At least for the most part. The evidence obtained from the Bothell Hell House did reveal a hierarchy – a system in which malevolent spirits are put in various levels or ranks according to the activity they carry out. Those who study poltergeist outbreaks and certainly those who live it know the longer the activity goes unchecked or is allowed to fester the more dangerous the activity becomes. From my four-year experience with poltergeist haunting, I have determined three main ingredients lead to an activity escalating. The number one ingredient is ignorance. Ignorance is the number one killer of society it is certainly the number one reason why the poltergeist activity goes from one to ten – one being ‘Oh my car keys are missing to ten being hell on earth ‘Oh my god help me the clothes I’m wearing is one fire!’ The second main ingredient as to why a “geist” like haunting escalates is Time. Like I said before, the longer you allow a poltergeist to invade your home the greater the chance the activity is going to increase. With ignorance being the number one reason why poltergeist activity increases Time to grow and summon other spirits is almost always guaranteed. The third pillar if we can call it that is imo dysfunction. Doesn’t take much. Poltergeists can detect and therefore act on dysfunction on both the micro and macro levels. These three ingredients I just described combined summon more malevolent spirits to the home and more importantly, get ready for it here it comes causing more spirits to spawn into the home environment. Notice I didn’t use the word malevolent this time. I would be doing you a huge disservice if I left you believing every spirit in the Bothell Hell House was trying to kill me and Tina. Not so. Most of the spirits in the Bothell Hell House were working overtime with the hope that Tina and I would kill each other. So, you might be asking yourself what benefit is it to them if you kill each other? If you read my first two books you know already that several horrific events happened in the newly built Bothell house before Tina, and I arrived. Four suicidal attempts and one rape. What is worse than suicide and rape? Murder of course. To say Tina and I came close to killing each other is an understatement. When I saw the video (pic) attached to this article it resonated with me. I became attached (no pun intended) to it. To me, it explains in video animation the phenomena or phenomenon we refer to as poltergeist. Poltergeists are a species ladies and gentlemen – sentient beings like you and me. Like you and me they have no control over how they were born. They operate as a whole with a few individual “geist” gone rogue cases sprinkled here and there. If you study the video, you’ll see some of the entities disappear – reappear, transfer in and out, change shapes, go from small to big, big to small, medium to big, medium to small, etc. Each metamorphosis represents a height or lowering of the “geist” activity. The longer an activity is left to fester or go unchecked, the more spirits will emerge. Emerge how? Manifest from dimensions higher than our own. The late great Carl Sagan explains this beautifully –> Carl Sagan: Flatland Animated. Everything I just explained supports the theory of Contagion as mentioned by Darren W Ritson. The ability to follow an individual home e.g., an investigator or in my case a house occupant when he/she travels elsewhere for business is revealed in the video attached to this article. https://youtu.be/UnURElCzGc0?si=R9t6BsQoq8fIZ1q1

January 14th, 2024: Interesting visitor last night (this morning)

Interesting visitor last night (this morning)

What I describe as succubus or ethereal visits, albeit to a lesser degree today, still happen.   But today is the first time I honestly say was the 1st time I had a sensual visit while sleeping at someone else’s house.   I was at a wine dinner with friends last night.  As the night winded down, my friends, both husband and wife, invited me to stay the night.  Laura, one of my best friends, a woman I regard as a sister, went upstairs and tidied up a guest bedroom for me.  A few hrs later, I went to bed.

As I mentioned in my 2nd book, these encounters seem to happen at the break of dawn.  Between 4am and 6am+.  Not only that, but they happen when I sleep on my back.  But not this morning.  I was accosted while my back was turned towards the direction of the bedroom door.  It’s important that you know the bedroom was closed and, more importantly, that you know its close proximity to the bed I’m sleeping in.  We’re talking inches.  

This time of morning, you can consider me a light sleeper.  All of a sudden I feel a presence in the room.  The presence walked through the guest bedroom door in a determined fashion. I know because of the footsteps I heard and felt on both sides of the door as they entered.  Something has entered the room. It was so real that I almost spun around and turned to see.  My mind was thinking, ‘Is this one of my friends coming to check up on me?’  But that’s silly. They would have knocked 1st.  Then I remembered (from previous experience) that this was an ethereal visit.  Let’s see where this goes.‘  You see, if I had woken up fully and spun around, the ethereal presence would have evaporated.   I then thought. ‘Keith, just continue in your slumber and see where this goes, do nothing.’   

The presence, having entered the room, 1.) immediately gets in bed with me. My back is facing the door.  I’m sleeping on the left side of the bed. Enough room for a person to enter the mattress and join me.  And that’s exactly what happens.  There were several more footsteps leading to the bed 2.) mattress indentations 3.) four loud bangs (which I thought was interesting) 3) a heavy feeling entered the bed; the mattress went down and squeaked due to the extra weight now being in the bed, then something I never experienced happened 4.)  This presence immediately dropped, cradled, spoon position (see pic below). I felt two hands rest on my shoulder and then a warm breath.  All of this felt so real that it almost prompted me to spin around.  Thats how real it was. I was 100% sure it was a woman climbing in bed with me. Fearful it be Laura. Is she sleepwalking?  But I didn’t panic. Not totally, anyway.  I wanted to see what happens next. 5.)  All of a sudden, I started receiving(feeling) warm kisses on the back of my neck.  The kisses went from left to right, right to left.  How tight was this presence holding me? How tight were they cradling me?  Very tight.  Sensual tight. Love making tight.  But no intercourse. Just a multitude of kisses. Soft pecks.  Gingerly, I might add.  Very soft, delicate, and sensual.  As always, whenever an entity, i.e., an ethereal presence, touches me, the feeling of euphoria quickly sets in.   Whatever defense mechanism I had soon evaporated.  How long did this last?  1-2 minutes. A sense of euphoria leads to my energy being drained, energy-draining then puts me to sleep.  I have to admit, from the manner in which the kisses were applied and the manner I was being held, I have no choice but to believe this presence, wherever it came from, loves me.   Thats the energy I felt throughout the entire ordeal. Euphoria aside and a feeling of my energy being drained(from physical contact, e.g., kisses), I don’t view this encounter as malevolent.    Based on what I remember, the word that comes to mind is “Angelic.”

The Bothell Hell House – Who’s watching me?

One of the most often asked questions I receive about the Bothell house is, “What was my scariest moment?” What was the most horrific event? The answer I usually give is the incident where my poster caught fire see –> Chapter 15, The Bothell Hell House. But in truth, it is hard to answer questions like that because there were so many things that happened that terrified me and Tina. Considering all the different variables that go into a poltergeist haunting, it is hard to quantify which event is number one. The poster incident reigns supreme for the simple fact it involved fire; it involved locking me inside my house – a case of paranormal false imprisonment, if you will. Include the electric interference I had to deal with while on the phone with the 9-1-1 operator, and you start to understand why I list it as number one. The list of the most horrific activity in the Bothell house is endless. It varies. What I can tell you is that many activities I experienced while living in the Bothell house have been overlooked and ignored. The three burning bibles, wall writings, our appearance of Ghost Adventures, and all the revealed things during that episode have taken center stage. That’s unfortunate.


Before I share this story, I need to paint a picture of where I was in my relationship with Tina and talk about the darkness I was living in. The relationship, in all senses and purposes, was over. Tina and I are essentially roommates; by roommates, I mean we share a roof, not a bed. January 2015 – neither one of us wants to call it quits. Neither one of us wants to be the first to say goodbye. We are not even making eye contact anymore. Those pillow talks we had before we fell asleep. Gone. Dinner together? Not anymore. Joint social outings? Gone. The kisses we gave each other before leaving for work or arriving home have stopped. As depressing and sad as it was internally (for me), it was also a moment where I was furious. I’m angry at Tina. I felt she abandoned me. She abandoned the united front we had. Tina refused to understand that the female jewelry she was finding and sex with other women innuendos were the product of the poltergeist, not me. The spirits in the house knew this. They were successful in separating us romantically, emotionally, spiritually, socially, and physically. The only chance Tina and I had of beating this was to remain united. The idea of me cheating on her created a wedge between us. Metaphorically – that wedge put me on an island by myself. I was now easy pickings. Now, the poltergeists can focus on me. And that is precisely what they did. The die is cast.


The Darkness – I was attacked from mid-November to late February 2015. Tina and I, on occasion, would sleep in different bedrooms. That is one example of how our physical relationship was deteriorating. Tina knew the activity had switched to just happening around me and, therefore, could go about her daily routine. Iron, ironing board, and candles encased in glass are hurled at me the second I lay down, making sleeping impossible. Understand there is not a moment where Tina and I are in the house where I am not being attacked. There is no such thing as hyperbole when describing what a poltergeist attack is like. When a spirit decides to center ALL activity in and around you have entered a dangerous phase. You contemplate suicide as a viable option for ridding yourself of the activity. The world you live in becomes small. Every day I walk through the front door of my house after work, the lights flicker off and on or on and off, depending on which room I’m in. The chair I sit in when eating dinner in the dining room has been inexplicably relocated to my office, sometimes with a note that reads ‘Die KL.’ How did my kitchen chair or bar stool get past the ADT motion sensors?
I am sitting in my office, trying to have some semblance of an ordinary evening, when suddenly objects, small, medium, and large, come flying in. Imagine a chef knife being thrown at you. Imagine it being thrown at you multiple times. How about a beer bottle? How about a cologne bottle? Candles encased in thick glass resting on a bookshelf are harmless. Those same candles hurled at you or in your vicinity at incredible speeds. Very dangerous. Oh, you want to watch TV? Good luck with that. The TV in my office is cut off and on. The channels turn by themselves. The internet, the main tool I use to research my predicament, constantly fails. The WIFI is failing. The computer reboots or locks up constantly. And then it happened—that horrific morning.


I had a rough night. Do you know the game musical chairs? How about musical bedrooms? The attacks on me had become so frequent while I was trying to sleep that I had to get up and switch bedrooms. That used to buy me and Tina a day or two of no activity. Not anymore. Now, it just buys me a few hours. Where poltergeists are concerned, you take what you can get. This morning, I could not sleep. I was looking up at the ceiling when the lamp to my left suddenly flew across the room. That was my signal to get up finally. Get the fuck out of this house, Keith, is what my brain was telling me. Tina, bless her heart, had not moved a muscle. The noise did not even make her budge. The time it took to shower and shave, pack my suitcase for my business trip, grab my laptop bag, and touch the front door had to have been less than thirty minutes. I was in a hurry. I’m shaking with fear. I felt evil in the air. I felt the darkness. That moment where the predator is about to snag its prey. That was me. I was the prey. I was being haunted. The feeling of being watched was intense. How intense? You are about to find out. There is something about the feeling of being watched, some instinct embedded in human beings. Be it an inner sense (spider-sense, if you will), or better still, a disturbance in the Force—you feel it, and when you feel it, you know it is true. You know something’s trying to tell you something. One thing I view as a gift and a curse is my ability to sense certain things before they happen. I have always had enhanced intuition. My encounter with these entities seems to have sharpened it. What is weird, if not scary, is that the entities also know it. I am talking about my high sense of awareness. The entities are exploiting it. Or, at times, become a victim to it. This intuition, instinct, or whatever you want to call it, deserves attention. Ignore it at your peril. Not me. Not today. I have made multiple trips from my office to my car. I was loading up my belongings in the trunk of my car when something told me to turn around. Turn around, Keith Linder. Something is looking at you. Something’s been watching you ever since you got up. Turn around right now, look up at your office window, look up right now. My intuition is giving me orders. Turn around! And I did. I turned away from the trunk of my car and looked up, and guess what I saw? My inner voice was correct. The light in my office was off. It should not be. I just walked out of that room twenty seconds ago. There was no reason for that light to be off—I was coming back to that room to get some more things. Wait a minute? Someone is in my room. The Venetian blind is pierced open—like someone was peeking through. And that is when it happened. Right before my eyes, as I looked up at my office window from my driveway, the Venetian blinds – the two blades pierced open (see pics below) slowly closed. Someone or something was peeking through the blinds, looking dead at me. The timing could not have been more perfect. Deductive reason immediately kicks in at an alarming pace. Who’s on the other side of that window? Who is in my office? OMG, someone is in the house with Tina! Tina’s asleep! Why is the light in my office off? Something just lowered the blind in my office. Could that be the Gray Lady? Was this a minion? It must be the spirit that threw the lamp off the drawer a few minutes ago. Why else would it be watching me? I should leap in my car and drive off. Drive, Keith, get to SeaTac, your hotel, and sleep. Those questions run through my head as I stand outside in my driveway. I cannot leave right now. Tina’s inside the house. We might not be on the best terms right now, but I must save her. So, I run back into the house, passing our bedroom (using my peripheral vision, I see that Tina is still sleeping in the same position), and reach my office, thinking Tina’s not in the hallway. To the person reading this – this is going to sound weird. I would have preferred to have caught Tina coming out of the office vs. what I am about to find, which is nothing. I got to my office to confirm that the lights were indeed off. I walked out of this office a minute ago. My heart is pitter-patting. Not because I ran up the stairs at lightning speed. No! I am frightened. I just saw two of my Venetian blinds open and close while standing next to my car. An invisible hand between two blinds implied someone or something was peeking through my office window. Looking down at me from the second floor – from inside my office. The most horrific part of this ordeal (and there are many) was when the two Venetian blinds(blades) narrowed and closed, implying whoever was looking at me knew I was about to rush back into the house or that they were done looking at me. I left the house ten minutes later, heading straight to the airport. The message I got from whoever it was behind those Venetian blinds was, ‘Don’t worry, Keith, we’ll be here when you get back.’

A New Visit – Succubus or Entity? Or both?

There are several things I want to mention and remind people of before telling this story. What I’m about to share happened last night – 4:34 AM Saturday, August 19th, 2023. Like most people, I don’t sleep on my back. But occasionally, I will. Not on purpose. It’s instinct. That’s important to know. I said previously that the spirits and entities only molest me when I’m sleeping on my back. To my knowledge, that’s the only time molestation occurs.    I’m not sure how many people make a conscious effort before bed to remind themselves not to sleep on their backs; I do. People who’ve experienced something similar know the entity that visits you in bed at night do so in your most vulnerable moments. That is a characteristic shared among predators. The visits I receive, regardless of the weather outside or season, happen between 3AM and 6AM; most visits, involving telepathic communication and extreme molestation, seem to happen when there’s a hint of sunlight. That must mean something to somebody. Sleep specialists? Somnologist?

One of the things that helped me reach this conclusion about the importance of being on my back was the angelic, ambient female voice I heard near my bedside one morning. A female voice whispered, “Turn over.” In a somewhat hypnotic manner, I slowly turned over. And right away, the mattress indentations began.   A female form entered the bed with me. I was mounted, and soon after, the molestation began. There have been other occasions (albeit rare) where I didn’t turn over. I resisted. What helped me resist was the time of the morning it was. I’ve noticed I can resist when I come out of my nightly sleep, e.g., it’s near time to get up and go to work, there’s background noise – Thursday morning garbage truck, alarm clock, emergency sirens passing by. It doesn’t take much to spook them away or break the trance. I’ve never gotten the indication that they get upset when some man-made or nature-made noise, e.g., a dog barking outside my window or birds chirping, interrupts them by interrupt, I mean, wakes me up, i.e., stops me from turning on my back. I never got an indication there in a hurry. Quite the opposite. They were extremely patient and, more than anything else, appreciative.   Appreciative of whatever it is they get in the time allotted. They never try to compensate for lost time or missed opportunities. In my opinion, this strengthens the argument of a celestial parasite vs. some demonic predator. But before I get too deep into strengthening the theory that some believe these are aliens. Allow me to share with you what happened last night, which makes me believe there is a demonic element to all of this. At the very least, a conversation needs to be had about the origin of all of this. Who are they? What are they? Why are they bothering me? But before I do that, I want to clarify what I’m claiming or, better yet, share with you what I have surmised from the encounters so far.

Are these visits and everything that happens in between taking place in my bedroom? Yes and No. Yes – the bed and mattress lowering (implying someone new has got into the bed with me) are accurate. I have the MP3 files to prove it. The mattress indentation towards me (like a small animal, e.g., a cat, a small dog, or a female form) happens physically in my bed.    I have the audio and video evidence to prove it (read Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two) or visit my YouTube Channel. But things become psychedelic very quickly after that. As soon as they touch me by touching me, I mean mount me, drape me, spoon me, kiss me, spray liquid on me, touch me from all sides, sometimes at once, I become tranquilized. Euphoria sets in. I almost want to say I have an out-of-body experience, but I can’t. My definition of an out-of-body experience is me rising and seeing myself lying on the bed asleep. But I don’t. I never see that. I suspect my definition of an out-of-body experience is heavily based on what Hollywood has described or shown. My knowledge is weak in this area. But I can describe what I saw, felt, and experienced last week (not last night). Last week something interesting happened. I made the mistake of turning on my back and falling back asleep when suddenly, I felt the bed lower, the indentations came, and soon after that, I was pulled, yes, pulled! That’s the No, ladies and gentlemen.

Something grabbed me and began pulling me by my ankles; it lasted for quite some time. So much it could not have been a physical event; I would have been clean off the bed in less than a few seconds. Also, the space between my wall and footboard is three feet. If you’re pulling me by ankles off the bed from the end of the bed, there’s nowhere to go. I’m six-foot-five, five inches tall.   I quickly noticed that I had remained on a flat surface while this ordeal unfolded. Which helped me conclude (while asleep, mind you) that it wasn’t me they were dragging. Not physically.   It was my soul(spirit) or human aura, i.e., my subtle body. NOTE: It’s important to note words like aura, subtle body, and everything associated with those words are new concepts to me. The average Earth citizen going by their daily life, doesn’t spend much time trying to understand these concepts. But as you know from reading my first book, The Bothell Hell House – Poltergeist of Washington State spirits don’t interact with you based on your knowledge of the paranormal. I believe one of the reasons why Tina and I experienced what we experienced and why I’m experiencing stuff now points to a form of unadulterateness. That seems to be a prerequisite. But I digress. The dragging that took place far exceeded the length of my bed, more importantly, the length of my room. I had always suspected that it was not me physically being molested but more so the energy inside me. I think the proper term is an aura or subtle body. I’m sure every culture on this planet has its unique name for the phenomena I’m explaining.   What happened after the dragging stopped? I don’t remember. I woke up a few minutes later. Is last night’s visit related to last week’s dragging? I don’t know.   I haven’t been dragged since. I’m almost sure I’ll be dragged again.

4:34 AM Saturday, August 19th, 2023 – A majority of me is sleeping on my back. That’s when I feel the bed and mattress beneath me lower. I know It, or They are coming. I’m exhausted; therefore, I’m not changing positions. After six years of living with this, my mindset at the time they arrive is, ‘Be done with it, have your way with me, take what you want, just get it and go.’  They know that. Whatever this thing was, it entered the right foot of the bed and slowly but surely made its way toward my left side. NOTE: If you find me sleeping under the covers, I’m sleeping well; it is also my way of keeping sunlight from waking me up. I don’t have curtains. Just window blinds. So, I’m under my comforter, and I feel the movement (a female form) maneuver to the left of me when suddenly P00F! There she is. This beautiful blue, gray-looking woman. She didn’t lift the comforter to get underneath the covers. She just appeared. Indentation towards me, indentation towards me, indentation towards me, and P00F! The magically beautiful woman appears. She or It is under the covers with me.

Since I was partially sleeping on my side, maybe 15% or less on my side, I didn’t have to strain to see her.   As soon as she appeared, she started talking, telepathically, of course. And I’m paraphrasing, but she said but it was something like, ‘Give yourself to me, you must give yourself to me, I’m going to make you mine, obey, obey, obey…’ then she rose, draped her entire body over me like a heavy quilt, euphoria set in. I fell asleep. I woke up an hour or so later and started my day.    I’ve not heard anything like ‘give yourself to me, you must give yourself to me, I’m going to make you mine, obey, obey, obey’ for quite some time. I know everything they do requires permission. I’ll conclude by giving you the order of events in its totality. First off, they don’t take by force. They crawl into bed and wrap around me, like how a python subdues its prey, except I’m not being subdued by something scally and cylinder. I’m being subdued by what I describe as an ambient female. Angelic voice, long hair, arms, thighs, legs, bosoms, lips, breasts, and cleavage. Not always the Victoria Secret looking model either. Far from it. Those days are gone. I don’t know what’s happening except to say I’m tranquilized. I wake up later, and that’s it. I grab the pen and notepad at my bedside and begin writing. I begin drawing. The two descriptions I would use to help you understand how the entities interact with me logistically while I’m asleep would be celestial-astral plane and holodeck. The famous holodeck from the fiction TV series Star Trek The Next Generation. It benefits the reader to  research both descriptions 1.) Holodeck and 2.) Celestial and Astral Plane. Thank you for reading this.

A New Visit – Succubus – Entity

WARNING: Sensitive Subject Matter

Before I start this story, I want to say it’s not easy revealing such encounters. There’s a certain level of vulnerability – embarrassment that one puts him or herself through when sharing what I’m about to share. The African American community which I’m inherently a part of, doesn’t discuss paranormal encounters, let alone encounters of a sexual nature. It’s forbidden. It’s taboo. African Americans (me included) have enough problems already with racism and prejudice by earth-bound humans. Who has time to reveal assaults from something as debatable as ethereal entities?

But I feel it’s essential that I share these encounters for research. But that’s not all. I believe the more people like me come forward, the quicker we can get answers. I also believe the world is more receptive than it’s ever been to such encounters. When I die, let it be said that Keith Linder was on the team that believed in telling the truth. That I believed in the importance of sharing information.  This is not the first time I have had such an encounter. Not even close. But it is the weirdest. The most shocking and yes, the most pleasing. In my second book, Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two (on Amazon), and my third book Poltergeist – The Night Side of Physics (at the very end of the book), I reference such encounters in detail. They will be links at the bottom of this article for you to view. Videos for you to study and hopefully provide feedback. I’m not the only person in the world experiencing this.

July 29, 2023 – early morning. I had what I would describe as an unbelievable encounter.  Every encounter is, IMO, unbelievable, but this one by far exceeds my previous encounters. This is new. As new as it was regarding what was done to me, it’s also not surprising. I accidentally slept on my back, which is rare.  “About 38% of people tend to sleep on their back, making it the second most common position to sleep in.” Often referred to as the supine position.”  If I didn’t mention it in my second book, I’m mentioning it now. My ethereal visits, entity or succubus, only happen when I sleep on my back. Most people I know (me included) don’t sleep on their backs; we sleep on our sides. My favorite side to sleep on is my right side. I have horrible shoulders, which is me saying I toss and turn a lot. My normal position while sleeping is left to right or right to left. There’s never a night where I don’t feel the mattress indentations, the pulsating coming within the mattress – like a heartbeat, an invisible animal moving towards me. There’s never a night where I don’t feel something nudge the corner of the mattress on the side of the bed I’m sleeping on, followed by a huge mattress indentation which I have no choice but to infer is something leaping, i.e., climbing in bed with me. This happens every night. Understand I am not molested every night. I’m not poked and prodded every night. That happens about two or three times a week. But something (I don’t know what it is) leaps in bed with me every night. I have not slept alone since moving out of the Bothell Hell House. Who’s in bed with me? If I had to guess (why am I guessing? I know 100% who’s in the bed with me). Minions and Succubus.

The bed nudging? The mattress indentations? How often does that happen? Seven days a week. How long has that been going on? Since May 8, 2016. The succubus or entity (depending on who you ask) only mount me when I’m sleeping on my back. How often do I sleep on my back? If I had to guess, I’d say once or twice a month. You might think, ‘Well, that’s good you only have succubus visits once or twice a month.’  That is one way of looking at it. Once or twice a month does not sound so bad. But the question I am left with, and there are many questions. As well as revelations. How do they know what nights I’m sleeping on my back? I can tell you whenever I sleep on my back, it’s for an extremely short period. A few things are going on that force me to sleep on my back.  Illness or insomnia.  My sleeping on my back is not a conscious decision on my part; it just happens. Like most people, I end up that way. It’s like waking up with a crick in your neck. We’ve all woken up with a crick in our necks. What causes it? “A crick in the neck is usually from muscles that are overworked from holding a particular position for too long.”  No one goes to bed wanting a crick in the neck, but it happens. Half the time, we do not even know the exact position we slept in, that caused the crick in our neck. The same can be said for sleeping on your back. It happens while sleeping. But let me tell you, here they come the minute I sleep on my back (the nights I do remember). The bed mattress goes down due to extra weight entering the bed, and within seconds something mounts me and immediately commences to servicing me. Euphoria sets in. I become a willing participant, and the freakiness begins. It happens quickly, leading me to the haunting conclusion that the succubus is in my room ALL THE TIME. That’s right, all the time. I’ve reached that conclusion based on hundreds of encounters I’ve had. Many that involve them whispering something in my ear. A percentage of those encounters has me semi-awake, turning over unto my back and, within seconds, being mounted on by an ethereal entity.

Have you ever seen those African Nation Geographic or Discovery Channel documentaries that show the giant crocodile basking in the sun along the river’s edge?   They look tranquil, motionless, and asleep. The second a Zebra or African Buffalo, or other mammal leaps into the water that once docile crocodile spear heads into the water like an arrow. That’s what it feels like in Keith Linder’s bedroom the second I turn from sleeping on my side to sleeping on my back. IT NEVER FAILS. July 29th, 2023 was no exception. I went to bed with bad nasal congestion; I was not feeling good—a severe case of allergies. There I am, sleeping, feeling relaxed, and suddenly I become sexually aroused downstairs.  As I grow, I began to feel pressure around my neck, like two hands had taken hold of me.  I feel like I’m in complete oblivion. Euphoria!

I pierce open my eyes, and there’s this slender hourglass female shape woman mounted over me.  Is she riding me? Yes, but both her hands are closing and firmly gripped around my neck.  She’s holding onto me by my neck. All of her body weight is in her hands and arms. It’s difficult for me to focus on the choking because the pleasure she’s providing is so good.  But I’m starting to get uncomfortable as I realize my air passages are nearly shut.  Her face is covered in shadow, but I have no doubt she’s beautiful. I shouldn’t assume that only based on how she’s performing sex, but I do. She had a perfect body, cantaloupe-size breasts, and hair down to her waist on both sides.  Suddenly I can’t breathe. She stops squeezing and holds her firm grip and rides and rides. To say I’m enjoying this would be an understatement, but here’s the critical part.

As much as I’m enjoying it, I’m also nervous. No way would I allow a female human to do this to me. I’m not familiar with sexual or erotic asphyxiation except to know there has to be a level of trust with your partner to perform such an act. Speak to any ER med student, and they’ll tell you the number of accidental deaths associated with this fetish, so as much as I’m enjoying this, I mean the pleasure below my waist. I’m semi-cognizant – I’m thinking to myself, I hope she knows what she’s doing, which is stupid for me to think because, based on my previous experience, succubus are the sex experts of the universe. Their level of perfection as far as carrying out sex acts is godly. That’s not hyperbole.

Hundreds of visits by these entities have forced me to believe they’re not here to kill me.  If I had to guess, I’d say she was trying to teach me something. Teach me what? A new way to have sex.  Not with an earth woman. No, she’s preparing me for the other succubus who will soon arrive. Based on my past experiences, I have to believe other succubus will come performing similar acts. This encounter was a trial run. How did I hold up? Did I like it? Of course, I did. I didn’t ask for it. When I went to bed, I only thought, wow, how am I going to get rid of this bad sinus infection?   I never go to bed thinking a succubus is going to visit me. I never wish for it. But this happened so fast. When it comes to these ethereal visits, I’m always the last one to know. That’s by their design.   Read Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two for a better understanding.  

It’s not a coincidence that she (IT) came while I was battling sinus congestion. I have to say when I woke up that morning; I felt energized and brand new. Sinus congestion was gone. Make of that what you will. I know there’s a community out there (in the world) that performs such sex acts on each other – sexual asphyxiation – breath play.   I have no memory of me climaxing except that her riding me brought extreme pleasure, and (IT) choking me brought pleasure to a new level as soon as my mind acknowledged how great the feeling was P00f!  IT (with a silhouette like the R&B artist Ciara)  was gone.

REENACTMENT

Ref.

Microsoft vs. The Bothell Hell House.

During the summer of 2013, I participated as a beta tester for the Xbox Kinect system, considered at the time state-of-the-art for its advanced motion detection and time-of-flight camera capabilities. ‘The system could track a player’s heart rate, facial expressions, joint positions, limb weight distribution, movement speed, and gestures, including a standard controller.’

During their visit to my house to observe my gaming, the engineers were informed by colleagues who were remote monitoring from Microsoft R&D of strange formations appearing on their monitors back at Microsoft headquarters. Dark anomalies that moved like floating shadows. It’s important to mention that in 2013, Tina and myself were experiencing no activity. I disagreed vehemently with Tina, family, and friends that whatever was haunting us in 2012 had finally left.  I had nothing to base my suspicions on except my gut instinct. To say Microsoft was bothered by what they saw would be an understatement.   They couldn’t explain it. Headquarters couldn’t explain it.  We’re talking hardware-software engineers, technicians, coders, developers, project managers, and program managers working at the world’s largest software company. Some of the brightest minds in technology are perplexed.  I didn’t know then, but I believe it now. What we saw on my TV screen after we turned the TV to something I describe as a grayscale setting: is how malevolent spirits look in their dormant state. I’ve reached this conclusion based on several things 1.) the activity returned with a vengeance in 2014 2.) After the activity returned was when I began seeing shadowy figures out of the corner of my eyes 3.) Other haunted house cases where floating shadows, black circles, and black midst have been reported (see Poltergeist – The Night Side of Physics).   I also believe you’ll never convince me otherwise. The floating black masses we witnessed never expected they would be detected.  Some evidence parapsychologists Steve Mera and his team captured from their two visits support my suspicion. To my knowledge, there’s not another haunting where a third party as in-depth as Microsoft arrived on a location for reasons other than investigating a haunting and, while doing so, encountered an anomaly classified as unexplained.  An anomaly picked up on a gaming console device viewed by many as changing the gaming industry. Author, researcher, and teacher Dr. Richard Sugg said it best “this moment offers one of the most rigorously objective pieces of verification in paranormal history.”

The Musings of a Poltergeist Survivor


John 16:12
I have many things to say to you, but ye cannot bear them now.

One of the claims I made in my book The Bothell Hell House that the paranormal community hasn’t dove deeper into, and by deeper into, I mean ask me to provide more details about the attacks I experienced outside the Bothell house. That includes the incident where Tina and I were attacked simultaneously in two locations. But, more extraordinary than that, a “geist” attack my friend had to fend off in multiple locations, which regrettably brought about their divorce – husband’s from out of nowhere nervous breakdown, her son’s shocking prediction about me that came true. Their house in Hawaii that neighbors swore up and down was being lived in, only to find out it was not. I’ve hinted at these things. But no one’s asked me to elaborate on the lesser-known claims Tina and I have made, which include the never shared accounts of my family; that’s right, my immediate family’s unexplained events that occurred while Tina and I were still living in the Bothell house: some took place after I moved out. In my opinion, these incidents redefine everything we think we know about poltergeists, which might explain why no one’s asked me.


These events, combined with the other events I include in my three books, should put to bed the current theory being propagated about the origin of “geist” activity, which is poltergeist activity, if true is the result of some turmoil in the home, some repressed emotion involving a female, i.e., adolescent female, child or human being. One of history’s most arguable poltergeist cases can be narrowed down to celebratory events 1.) My recent job promotion 2.) Tina was moving in with me into a new house neither of us was currently living in. I want to be clear about the events Tina and I experienced, and my family and friends, for that matter. There’s more data about the activity people have experienced throughout millennia that supports a third-party entity or entity’s existence. Something sentient vs. something Psi related. What makes the Bothell case different from past and present cases will be revealed in this document. I’ve researched thousands of poltergeists’ cases, past and present. I’ve yet to find a case where the occupant(s) of the home experienced similar attacks outside the home as well as their friends and family. I’m not talking about next-door neighbors or casual acquaintances. Most poltergeist cases go unreported, so I’m sure there are similar stories to mine. I’m referring to the cases that are published. I’ve yet to find a case where the occupant’s friend or family member experienced “strong” poltergeist-related activity, a sort of guilt-by-association. Some of the things my friends experienced surpass what we witnessed in the Bothell house. Are you ready? Before I talk about them. Let me share the most horrific event I encountered outside the Bothell house.

Summer 2014 – The Davenport Hotel, located in downtown Spokane WA. You could say this was the period in the Bothell house where the activity was at or near its apex. Tina and I are suffering daily attacks, so much so that I started viewing my business trips as vacations. A time out, if you will, from the phantom onslaughts. When you start preferring a cramped hotel room over your bedroom at home, that’s when you know you’re being tormented beyond measure. But that’s where I was mentally at that time. Any hotel I stay at on business trips has become my safe house. My place of refuge. My place of Zen. Or so I thought. It happened on the third night of my stay at the hotel. I’m in a deep sleep when the comforter suddenly gets yanked off me. And when I say yanked off me, I mean yanked off me. Think drill sergeant arriving in the military barracks at 4 AM and yanking the sheets off a private. That’s how abrupt it was. I wake up immediately and see the sheets that were once on me are now lying on the floor a few feet away.

The room is pitch black. Was someone in the room with me? Of course not. All I could do was turn on some lights, rise from my bed and survey the room, waltz over to where the bedsheets were lying, pick them up, and return to bed. I’m frightened. Where is this going? What’s going to happen next? I don’t know how long it took me to fall asleep again, but I eventually did – but not before replaying the previous evening. I remember my laptop rebooting on its own several times throughout the night. I couldn’t explain it. I remember having so many problems with the hotel’s WIFI that I had to call downstairs and complain. A technician arrived minutes later to investigate, and like the equipment malfunction happening in the Bothell house, the technician could not find or explain the root cause. The WIFI was working fine in every room except mine. Looking back on it now, those events, in their totality, reveal I was not alone. This leads to my 2nd story – later that morning.

I woke up again at 7 AM the next day and saw my cell phone was off. Fully charged, but off. I didn’t turn it off before I went to bed. Doing so would violate the agreement Tina and I when it came to either of us traveling, which is to keep our mobile phones fully charged and accessible. It upset me to see my phone was off. After the phone powered up, all these text messages came pouring in. The first text message, at 2 AM, read:

• The door slammed in Kim’s room—Kim didn’t hear it or even wake her up. Call me! No answer.
• Minutes later, another text message—loud banging coming from the hallway and loud banging from the guest bedroom—I keep calling Kim, but she won’t answer.

I comb through the other missed text messages and see more missed messages. This one came in a few minutes ago. It reads – loud bangs, loud bangs, Kim was taking a shower, and the door slammed shut on her; we’re leaving! I got Tina’s voicemail every time I called. According to Tina’s morning text messages, it sounded like Tina and Kim were being run out of the house. I finally got a hold of Tina after about the tenth time trying. Tina was on her way to work when she answered. So, what happened? According to Tina.

• A series of bangs and door slams. Kim’s bedroom door slammed shut. Kim didn’t wake up.
• The lights in the hall flickered off and on, followed by more bangs. The bangs kept going throughout the night.
• The bangs and thuds finally woke Kim, and she walked to Tina’s room; they agreed they might as well stay up since the banging was happening.
• Morning came, and Kim left to take a shower. Unfortunately, the bathroom door slammed on her within seconds of her showering. The incident startled them so much that they said, ‘Screw it. Let’s get dressed and get the hell out of here.’

Both ladies were pretty much running for the door. Tina even told me the last banging noise they heard was right when they reached the garage door to leave the house. Kim says to Tina (and I quote): “I’m never coming to your crazy house again.”

There’s a lot to unpack here. It might be difficult but try not to focus on individual events for now. Instead of relying on everything you think you know about the poltergeist, please absorb what I just told you. This was a well-orchestrated attack. In two locations. An attack that spawns several questions and revelations, those being:

• Poltergeists can be in two places at once.
• How many spirits are we talking about here?
• Spirits work in tandem.
• Spirits can follow you.

These attacks Tina, Kim, and I experienced while I was on a business trip speak to a level of spying, observation, coordination, premeditation, communication, group thinking (among the spirits), teamwork, vexation, stalking, harassment, and manipulation. So, that’s me being attacked 400+ miles from the Bothell house; within the same time frame, Tina and her best friend Kim are harassed and attacked. This will not be the last time I was attacked while traveling on business. As mentioned in my first book, The Bothell Hell House, these attacks are like campaigns. There will be other instances where the sheets will be yanked off me while I’m sleeping while home and abroad; I thought it would lessen once I moved out of the Bothell house. It hasn’t. READ – my second book, Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two. Let me detail how my friends were attacked at the height of me and Tina’s activity. Tina and I don’t like it, but I can understand or accept my getting attacked elsewhere. Based on ignorance, I assumed that ghosts couldn’t follow you. Now I know they can. But why my friends? Why attack Kim? Some of the things my friends have told me rival anything Tina and I have experienced.

A Triangle of sorts – poltergeist activity happening simultaneously in four locations. Support contagion theory.

Kirkland, WA – Summer 2014 – one night, I got a phone call from my female friend, a real estate attorney. The lights in her kitchen and living room are going off and on in every room upstairs. At the same time, she’s having electrical issues. I’m having difficulty capturing the light show in my upstairs office and guest bedroom using recently bought Foscam cameras. My cell phone rings. It was my attorney. She was freaking out tremendously. I asked her what was happening, and she told me the lights in her house were going off and on like crazy. The way the lights inside her home in Kirkland, WA, were going off and on was identical to how the lights in our house were behaving at that moment. The odds of two homes having the same issue twenty-plus miles away from each other is zilch. Ref. time stamp 4:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_I2mfhJnDY.

Simultaneous light phenomena in two locations.

Months later, my friend told me about these instances, which I believe led to us becoming estranged. We used to communicate often. Now we don’t communicate at all.

• California Home – I don’t talk about this incident much. I’m not sure why. Maybe because it involves children. Spring of 2014, my friend calls me. I could tell she was frightened and nervous by the tone of her voice. And rightfully so. Her son comes into her bedroom, sits on her bed, and begins telling her about the horrific events happening at Keith and Tina’s house. How could he know that? She’s not confided in him about anything. She asks him, ‘How do you know these things?’ He says, ‘a voice told him.’ Some of you reading, I’m sure, are parents. It would be frightening to hear your child tell you that they hear voices. Not only that, but he knows the goings on at the Bothell house. But it gets worse. When my friend asks her son to explain what he means by voices, he replies the voices he hears ‘comes from under his bed.’ But the most unsettling revelation, if not prophetic, is that the voices told him that ‘they’re not through haunting us(Keith & Tina), they’re just getting started.’ My friend’s son told her during the time the 1st bible re-appeared on fire, days before the infamous Katie Perry Weekend and poster fire incident. As you know from reading The Bothell Hell House, these are, without a doubt, the most horrific events we experienced. It was an activity just about every day for about seven months.

• Kirkland, WA Summer – Fall 2014, my attorney was unloading her groceries one day. She made back-and-forth trips from the car to the kitchen. She returned to the kitchen a few minutes later and discovered half of her groceries were gone. She should have five bags on the table. Instead, she had three. Those missing grocery bags were never found.

• California Home – amid Tina and me fighting for our lives, my female friend (the attorney) tells me about spring-summer 2014 of two unsettling instances.
 Coat hangers were flying out of her bedroom closet—one by one. When I say flying, I mean flinging from the closet – projectile speed to the room’s far corner. This happened on multiple occasions.
 One night while working in her office, my friend is alerted to strange noises from the kitchen. The noise began gradually but picked up in a short time. She rose from her desk area, headed towards the kitchen, and saw corks spread throughout the floor. The popping noise she heard was the sound of corks popping from wine bottles. She then witnessed dozens of corks flying midair – ricocheting off the walls only to finally rest on the floor. This happened multiple times.

• Hawaii home Summer 2014 – my friend arrives in Honolulu to spend a vacation with her children. After seeing her arrive, her next-door neighbor walks over and tells her he ‘could have sworn she had been home.’ My friend, with a look of puzzlement, asks why? He tells her he and his wife have been hearing what he thought was a house party inside her place. For several days, the weekend especially, he and his wife have seen the light go off inside the house, loud music, and commotion, what he described as people being festive. My friend tells him the house is not occupied, no live-in guests whatsoever. He swears up and down; what he hears is so real. So vivid. My friend is even more eager to get into the house to see if it has been vandalized or home wrecked somehow, only to find that it has not. The security system is still on. Nothing is out of place. Nothing is missing. The only thing she noticed was weird was that every kitchen cabinet door was wide open, so she called me. If you read my book The Bothell Hell House, you know I said there were times when I arrived home from work seconds before I stuck my house key in the keyhole of the front door. I could hear sounds coming from the opposite side of the front door. I described it as mass chitter chatter – conversations between multiple people. Other times I’ve walked through the front door and heard a massive commotion. The way the noise sounded suggests I walked in and disturbed something. A mass dart of footsteps – multiple footsteps thundering up the stairs only to fade out as the steps entered the master bedroom or my office. It’s as if I caught whoever was there by surprise.

• The last story I’ll share that my friend told me is the darkest and IMO, brings credence that the entities in our house not only operate as a collective – a groupthink. They wanted to bring about the death of the individuals they encountered. You’ll never convince me otherwise. Remember my fall down the stairs? Remember the EVP parapsychologists Steve Mera and his team captured where an unexplained male voice uttered through Don’s audio recorder, “We pushed Keith downstairs.” Remember Rhonda’s suicide and the events leading up to it? Remember Patty’s attack? The attack on me and Tina when we were in the house alone. The poster fire? Remember the arguments Tina and I had, how I said I felt the day I thought Tina keyed my car? What my first reaction was? My friend told me this story I’m about to tell you fall in that category. The category I call utter destruction. The phase of the haunting where the spirits are trying very hard to get you and your partner to kill each other or get you to kill yourself. My friend blew up my Facebook Messenger one day – she was in panic mode. Her relationship with her husband has taken a severe turn for the worse. Sound familiar? The two share a five-million-dollar home in Beverly Hills; he is a successful business owner, i.e., a financial planner who has become somewhat of a recluse. His hygiene has deteriorated, as well as his dedication to the business he created. All this is happening amid everything I told you about my friend and her children. Amid Tina and I are going through and to some extinct afterward. My friend ended our chat and called me directly. Upon answering, I hear all this commotion in the background. According to her, every light bulb, light fixture, and chandelier inside the home exploded. Glass is everywhere. She’s frantic and hysterical. During all this melee is her husband, who is on the verge of having a nervous breakdown. He’s having visions of killing her, their children, and the people working for him. He’s repeatedly said that he wants them “all dead.” Not before first becoming mentally distant, a recluse inside his own home. My friend doesn’t know what to do precisely. Stay or run? She tells me about her husband, who right now is running outside in the front yard of their house in the early morning hours looking at the Christmas lights dangling off their house and trees in their front yard. He’s dragged a step ladder outside and is attempting poorly. I might add, to yank off the lights off the house and trees. At the same time, lights and electrical outlets explode inside their house. I can hear the melee coming through my friend’s phone. Somehow, we lose connection. After talking to her, I learned she and the neighbors had to dial 9-1-1. Police, ambulance, fire department responded, and the county psychiatric department. Her husband was committed – remember Rhonda’s story? Her nervous breakdown? Re-read Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two. After a few updates, I never heard from my friend again. I knew her four years before the Bothell Hell house, and now I don’t know her at all. I couldn’t tell you where she lived if my life depended on it. It’s like she went into some witness protection program. She broke off communication. She deleted everything – Facebook, her phone number, emails, LINKEDIN, etc. Our mutual friends will occasionally reach out to me asking about her whereabouts, as will I. None of us knows what happened. This is the same friend who, after visiting my house in the spring of 2014 before heading to SeaTac airport, dared the spirits in a laughing manner to interact with her. The same friend who, after reaching (no stops between my house and the airport) SeaTac, noticed that her passport was missing. See The Bothell Hell House – Poltergeist of Washington State Part One.

The Linder Family

2001 – The Linder Family

During the spring-summer 2020 COVID lockdown, I learned that my mom and my twin brother experienced strange events in their homes during and after I moved out of the Bothell house. If you read my second book, Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part Two, you know there were activities that I began experiencing that I never experienced in the Bothell house. It’s like I had completed one phase and having done so, graduated into something new. Something more sensual. More ethereal. During that period, my family began to have “geist” like activity in their homes and, even weirder, began seeing shadowy figures. Meanwhile, the women I date, and co-workers I ride in the vanpool with to work are telling me about events they’re experiencing, e.g., missing car keys (fob), home television turning off and on at will, and more. In the meantime, I’m being visited at night by beings I can only describe as hideous and beautiful in appearance. All of this is detailed in my 2nd and 3rd books.

My younger brother Michael reveals during COVID 2020 lockdown, family members had strange encounters. Info that was purposely kept from me.

My youngest brother Michael, who lives in Memphis, Tennessee, was dealing with personal issues during that time and was making frequent trips to visit my mom in Houston, TX, and our brother in Austin, TX (my fraternal twin). Michael let it be known during our conversations during the COVID nationwide lockdown that our mom saw shadowy figures in the house she lived in. I find it interesting she’s confiding in him and not me. What’s more interesting than that is when she began to see these shadowy figures. It was the same time I was physically transitioning into my second place of residence. My fraternal twin brother Kevin was having nightmares and night terrors and experienced what can only be described as attacks. This was news to me. My mom and I were very close. On average, we talked three times a week. It surprised me to hear this news based on how often we talked. As sad, confused, and disappointed as I was, I understood why she kept this information from me. No mother will increase the burden her son might be facing. In my case, it was the Bothell Hell House. I never told her that’s exactly what I was seeing. It made sense, though. If you happen to be a Poltergeist of Washington State Fellow equivalent of a Technical Fellow (to my knowledge, there’s only one at the time I wrote this), you know there’s an EVP on my YouTube Channel that I captured while I was in Houston, Texas visiting my mom where I asked the question while lying in bed in the middle of the night if there were any spirits present and if yes where are they from? The answer I got was “Bothell.” Where are these shadowy figures appearing? According to my brother, my mom’s bedroom and closet. Understand my mom could never get past chapter one of The Bothell Hell House. My siblings, two brothers and one sister, never read my books. Not counting myself, African Americans don’t like to talk about the paranormal, let alone write a book about it. It’s a touchy subject in many African American households – it should not be discussed unless necessary, which means only with one confident, preferably your minister. My brother visited my mom multiple times a month from 2016 to 2019. This gave him front-row seats to what my claims she was seeing. My mom would call him to investigate what she would describe as a movement out of the corner of her eye. Having never watched the Travel Channel, she described a shadow figure moving about in the bedroom closet. According to my brother, it became an every night occurrence.

These shadowy figures my mom saw out of the corner of her eye (while she watched TV in bed) were the size of a small mammal. Not only did she see them. She heard them. Like Rhona Jimenez (previous tenant of the Bothell house), my mom was very religious. Although Rhonda could substantiate my claims when I met her, she never uttered the words poltergeists, spirits, paranormal, and so on. Neither did my mom. Individuals outside the paranormal community, me included, don’t utter those words. We say ‘shadowy figures’ because that’s precisely what we saw – a shadowy figure. The organic description is given, where demons and poltergeists are concerned, IMO, is the most authentic coming from the mouths of babes. – people like me without prior knowledge of the paranormal or poltergeists. When I confronted my mom about what Michael told me, she tried to deny it; in the end, in a dismissive tone, tried to lessen her story’s value. Michael told me the times he spent the night at our brother’s house – he witnessed what can only be described as a nightmare on steroids. Upon visiting our brother in Round Rock, TX, my younger brother, a highly educated schoolteacher, said he was awakened in the night by screams. Kevin, our brother, was screaming profusely while in what can only be described as a deep sleep. His legs and arms were wailing, suggesting he was fighting off something. I know this description all too well. I was dealing with it days after moving out of the Bothell house, which is the same period, my younger brother Michael visited our brother Kevin’s house – my fraternal twin. I sincerely hope whoever is reading this and absorbing what it is I’m trying to say. Based on everything I said, the paranormal community has a lot of catching up to do.
Conclusion

As a paranormal researcher, dedicated investigator, or parapsychologist, you now have a lot of information to work with. The prayer I say to myself before uploading a new video to my YouTube Channel is and always will be me – I do this for research purposes only. Knowledge like wine tends to improve or degrade with age. However, someone (maybe not now) will find this information useful. I’m hoping that’s the case. I have shared some of my own experiences. I have shared some of my friend’s experiences. I’ve shared members of my family’s experiences. Hopefully, this will help put some silly theories about poltergeist activity to rest. We may not all agree on what to call these entities; in my opinion, what’s more important is understanding their behavior, actions, and capabilities. If the paranormal community focuses on these things, we can advance the field, which I have to say has been stagnating for some time now. Thank you.

References or Required Reading
 What is a Poltergeist? by Geoff Holder
 The Bothell Hell House – Poltergeist of Washington State Part One by Keith Linder
 Attachments – Poltergeist of Washington State Part One by Keith Linder
 Poltergeist Parallels and Contagion
by Darren W Ritson
 Poltergeist – Objects Disappearing Phenomenon by Keith Linder https://theghostvictimexperiment.wordpress.com/2017/04/16/poltergeist-objects-disappearing-phenomenon-by-keith-linder/
 The poltergeist that traveled to a Funeral by Keith Linder https://theghostvictimexperiment.wordpress.com/2022/10/21/the-poltergeist-that-traveled-to-a-funeral-by-keith-linder-true-story/?fbclid=IwAR27q7qnCi1QWrReFS1W9Us0_W6Qq0iMvgHQpN6iXC9x3Dp1vLzeGhN-0JI
 The Kern City Poltergeist: a case severely straining the living agent hypothesis – https://www.academia.edu/3286610/The_Kern_City_poltergeist_a_case_severely_straining_the_living_agent_hypothesis

Minions – My experience with Shadow Figures in the house I lived in. THE BOTHELL HELL HOUSE.

Minions – My experience with Shadow Figures in the house I lived in. THE BOTHELL HELL HOUSE.

What are Minions? Minions is the name I gave them, but many people (rightfully so) call them shadowy figures. No matter what time period the story emerges from, the story or description given is the same. Someone experiencing unexplained activity in their house, in most cases malevolent activity, reports seeing shadowy figures moving out of the corner of their eyes. The Bothell house is no exception. I remember the first time I saw one and eventually two, three, four, five, and so on. I was sitting in my office upstairs, bouncing between surfing the internet and watching the TV. By this time, we had multiple activities. Objects catching fire. Bibles catching fire. Small, Medium, and Large objects thrown. Loud bangs, phantom footsteps, door slams, wall tapping, lights going off and on by themselves. Lights turning on and then off again by themselves, Bed sheets yanked clean off you while sleeping. These are the symptoms of a poltergeist infestation. So, is seeing shadowy figures out of the corner of your eye.

There I am, watching TV. Minding my own business – which, BTW is the perfect time for a poltergeist to do something. And they do. My office upstairs – the layout is structured in a way where I can see the upstairs hallway, my doorway, at all times while watching TV. And that’s when it happened. From left to right. Im watching TV, and all of a sudden, I see movement out of the left corner of my eye. I turn in the direction of the movement (the brain does that instinctively), and there it is. This miniature creature looking like a gremlin, creeps across my doorway, sort of hunched over and yet standing tall. Walking stilt-like – from left to right until it crosses the complete doorway. It’s gone from being in my peripheral view to being in my complete view. I’m not quite sure what it is I’m seeing. IMO, that’s the human brain being in denial as to what’s really happening. In denial of what it’s actually seeing. This thing, for lack of a better word, tippy toes across my doorway until it gets to the next bedroom to the right of me and disappears. I get up a few seconds later to investigate. I go to the room. I saw whatever it was creeping into, and of course, nothing is there. There will be multiple occurrences such as this in the Bothell house. Anyone who’s seen a shadow figure will tell you there’s nothing like the first time. The first time like most poltergeist incidents, breaks the seal. What do I mean by that? Days, weeks after this incident, I began seeing more than one shadowy figure. Oh yeah, multiple shadowy figures. No, longer moving left to right. No! Now walking directly towards me. But this is the interesting part. As they move closer to you, it looks like they’re moving farther away and vice versa. For reasons I can’t explain (at least not here) go in and out of frame, meaning they disappear and reappear sometimes closer to you when they originally appeared. Sometimes they reappear farther away. Why is that? But why the term Minions? Well, based on what I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a lot. These shadowy figures, I believe, were responsible for 85% of the “geist” activity in our house. I believe Minions, what some call shadowy figures, are responsible for the majority of poltergeist activity. The EVPs, unexplained voices captured by paranormal teams, and parapsychologists from the US and UK, over 600+ to exact, suggest these shadowy figures, i.e., Minions, work in tandem. They ‘group think.’ They’re the ones that poke me at night while sleeping. They pull sheets clean off the bed – of me while sleeping. They’re responsible for the mattress indentations. The pulsating I feel coming from my bed mattress and pillow. Yes pulsating! Like a heartbeat. Indentations like invisible paw prints – like a stealth invisible small pet, e.g., a small cat or small dog making its way towards you while you’re laying in bed. Awake or asleep, it doesn’t matter. You feel the indentation nonetheless until it reaches you, then suddenly, a swoosh feeling. I liken it to touching those electric cattle fences that farmers and ranchers use to control their cattle. I touched one by accident as a kid – the swoosh I feel after whatever it was reached me. That sudden jolt. Not painful, but very uncomfortable, frozen, numbing, tingling, and in some instances europhic, if that makes sense. But the biggest shock of all. The one that sort of relieved me the second I heard about it. A rightfully so. Someone else ( a previous tenant at that) experiencing the same thing is proof I’m not crazy. When I finally got a hold of one of the previous tenants of the Bothell house. A family that lived in the house five years before we did. The wife. The mom (may she RIP) told me she her son saw shadowy figures out of the corner of his eye – his bedroom is now my office. But it gets scarier. In 2014, when she finally reached out to me, she said he occasionally tells her he still “sees them out of the corner of his eye today.” Five years later, ladies and gentlemen, after they moved out of the Bothell house. That worried me. And guess what? Seven years after moving out of the Bothell house, I still occasionally see them, as do some of my friends who associate with me – especially those who have a self-sense of righteousness. Make of that what you will.

Usual Suspects – The Bothell Hell House

I’m often asked how many spirits, i.e., entities, I feel were in the Bothell house? The picture below is a representation of the groups of spirits captured as seen with the naked eye. From left to right, they include A.) the minions. Some call them shadow figures; without a doubt, they were the ones responsible for 85% of activity happening in the house, e.g., objects thrown, footsteps, loud bangs, poking and prodding, equipment malfunction, electric malfunction, mental and physical manipulation. They ran the show. We have their voices for the world to hear. It’s impossible to quantify how many minions were present; all I can say is think a lot. Between 11 to over 50+ when the activity was low or high, that’s my best guestimate. They can be at two places at once and travel great distances while never leaving the Bothell house; that alone makes their exact number hard to ascertain B.) The Gray Lady (crisis/living apparition) turned off lights and sped away(fast walking). Seen her a few times., very quiet and mischievous. C.) The White Lady., seen only once. There’s a reenactment video on my YouTube channel of that event unfolding. There was the sound of rustling paper, leafs rustling(a noise often associated with other poltergeist or haunted house cases heard minutes before her appearance. The white lady and the way she behaves supports both the Doppler Effect Stone Tape Theory and Criss/Living Apparition theories combined. Watching her was like a movie play; she was all white. Like the gray lady, she was full-bodied, stoic, and plain. Both white lady and gray lady apparitions have one thing in common they both looked like Rhonda(the previous tenant), who was very much alive at the time(living in Yakima, WA). Rhonda successfully killed herself summer of 2016. Are the two related? D.) The floating black orbs, IMO are the most underestimated in the lineup. What are they? Who are they? These entities were captured by the largest software company in the world – Microsoft. Unexplainable and yet forever present. Is this what poltergeists look like in their dormant state? More about this is in my 1st book, The Bothell Hell House, and 3rd book Poltergeist – The Night Side of Physics. E.) Last but never not least, the entity I refer to as Mass, and rightfully so. Mass, when present, is, IMO the most dangerous entity we encountered in the house. His repertoire includes the ability to set fires, cause explosions, implore insects, foul stench, humming, the tossing and throwing of large objects. I saw this entity, felt him(IT) as he passed by me coming from the direction of my office when it was on fire. This is not hyperbole. He is death walking. Mass carried enormous activity and attacks in what I refer to as the Katy Perry weekend., a weekend where Tina was attacked while alone in the house, as was I a few days later. The question that keeps me up at night and has been for quite some time is the question. Where is IT now?

Where Do Items Go – The Missing Keys

Where Do Items Go – The Missing Keys by Keith Linder

For millennia one of the questions surrounding poltergeists regarding missing items in homes is where do the “missing items go?” Nearly every case on record has reports of items disappearing e.g., family heirlooms, jewelry, silverware, personal belongings, electronics, etc.   Some are never to be found.  Several theories (one, in particular, I subscribe to) say the items never left, there are still within the house. Out of reach and out of sight from the house occupants. Some believe the items are appearing in other people’s homes.  Appearing elsewhere.  If you consider, the stories of items appearing inexplicably in homes that no one inside the house owns there might be some truth to that.   And with good reason. With good evidence. Evidence from the Bothell house. And from other poltergeist cases, I might add.  But there’s a third theory, a subset of the 2nd theory I just mentioned.  Items that go missing are often found elsewhere in the home.  Sometimes immediate, other times within days, weeks, months, and yes even years.   The items found in other parts of the home after it’s been registered as missing is almost always out of place suggesting it was strategically placed.  Example No 1. One of the weirdest phenomena Tina and I experienced while living in the Bothell home was the incident where we woke up in the morning and found kid toys placed dead center on the steps of our staircase. Kid toys on the coffee table. Kid toys on countertops.  We don’t have kids.  It doesn’t take a rocket science to know these toys were put in places where they would be noticed immediately.  But that’s benign activity.  The more sinister example I have of an item gone missing only to return to a different location inside our home. Example No 2. is the bible that went missing inside our home summer of 2012.  I placed this bible on the lamp table of our living room downstairs – it was gone the next morning.  When did it return? Spring 2014.  Not only was it returned in a different location of the home which was right outside our master bedroom doorway. But it was returned on fire.  I think we all can agree there’s not a more frightening experience inside your home than waking up to a fire you had no role in starting. Items reported missing in poltergeist-infested homes only to appear elsewhere inside the home point to intelligence.  An entity with the ability to know the difference between good and evil and in doing so ignites a bible on fire at the base of our doorway while we slept is a deliberate act. A calculated act. If that doesn’t run in contradiction to R.S.P.K I don’t know what does. But the third example I want to provide the example I believe the paranormal community has grossly ignored or worse isn’t prepared to deal with involves my missing car keys (key fob).   Within days of moving into the Bothell home one of the first (if not the first) thing I noticed to go missing was my spare key fob a.k.a car keys.  This car key fob I kept in a plastic glove box about the size of a six-inch shoe box.  Inside this plastic glove box is where I kept my personal items. Items like Star Wars cards, comic book cards, and personal information e.g., birth certificates and family photos.  One day I went to retrieve an item out of my glove box, and it was then I noticed my spare car fob was missing.  How can something I never used be missing?   Fast forward to a few months later.  Something very peculiar and uncanny started happening.  Those who’ve survived a poltergeist haunting will tell you poltergeists are exploiters of the everyday routine of humans.  It’s one of their primary modus operandi – something that fits the description given by many of being a “trickster.”  It became irritable to me but at the same time dismissive – me leaving for work each morning and within seconds of entering my car seeing that my car trunk was open i.e., unlocked.   It had to have been the middle of 2013 when I noticed my car trunk was always unlocked (not open, just unlocked) when I would leave for work in the morning. The first time I noticed my trunk was unlocked was when I got into the car, and before starting it up, I would see the trunk light lit on my dashboard. That icon, if lit, means your trunk is open. Not important, I’ll just get out of my car and raise the trunk, slam it down—problem solved. Weird? Why do I find myself doing this two to three times a week now? I’m thinking somehow, some way, I’m fat-fingering my key fob. What does fat-fingering mean? Fat-fingering is when you inaccurately strike two keys at the same time with one finger. It’s not a huge inconvenience to get back out of your car, walk to the car trunk, raise the trunk itself, and slam it shut. A few seconds is all it takes. Not a huge inconvenience if it happens now and then. Three times a week? What’s up with that? A year or so later, I’m still asking myself the question, why is my trunk light always on? Why is it always open, i.e., unlocked, before I get into it each morning? What’s going on? My routine each morning, when I leave for work, is very simple.  I kiss Tina goodbye and close the house front door behind me. I get to my car, climb into my seat, and there on my dashboard is the trunk light. It’s lit. Nothing weird about that if it happens once. Nothing weird about that if it happens several times through the course of your lifetime. It’s been happening to me three or four times a week for over a year. I feel stupid for not realizing it sooner. The spirits have been using my spare car key fob.  They’ve been hitting the “unlock trunk” button on the key fob. They’ve been doing this within seconds of me walking out the front door. Up until now, I thought I was fat-fingering my key fob.  I was wrong.  How do I know it was them doing this? Well, they made a mistake, which is extremely rare. I left for work one morning like I always do. I get all the way to the car door and then realize I don’t have my keys on me. I left it in the house. But guess what? I’m standing at my car door. I can see my dashboard. Why is my trunk light lit? How can my trunk light be on when I don’t even have my keys on me?  I haven’t unlocked my car door yet.  That’s when I realized. I haven’t been fat-fingering my car fob at all. It would seem I ignored my intuition a year or so ago when I asked the rhetorical question: why am I always doing this?   Given the location of the trunk button on the car key fob?  Where it’s located makes fat-fingering unlikely if not impossible. One’s finger would deliberately have to go out of its way to touch the ‘trunk unlock’ button. Not only that, but you also must hold it down considerably longer to activate it.  When you look at it from a scientific or psychological point of view it’s hard not to appreciate the knowledge about poltergeists being revealed here.   Somewhere we can’t see for lack of a better word a spirit is operating the missing car key fob it stole from me.  The Occam’s Razor loyalists of the world will say ‘it’s Tina, Tina’s the culprit’ they overlook the fact that Tina didn’t know my extra key fob existed, let alone knew where it was and #2 she sometimes left the house before me or was out of town. It’s not a leap to believe my spare car key fob (the one I never used) that went missing hours after I moved into the Bothell house is the device being used to unlock my car trunk.  That’s not a supposition.   Another revelation would be my dismissiveness.  A dismissiveness that I’m embarrassed to admit lasted for over a year. But here begins the lesson.   The poltergeist in question needs my level of dismissiveness to carry out its work.   All poltergeists do.  Those familiar with me and Tina’s ordeal have heard me say over and over the times I’ve come back to my office, or bedroom and found the room light off.  I could have sworn I had left the light on.  Who turns a light off in a room if they know there immediately coming back?  I know I don’t. The same thing can be said about the television.  Who turns their television off before they leave a room if they know they’re coming right back. I don’t.  But! And this is a huge but.   Maybe I did turn it off?  That’s the level of dismissiveness I believe science needs to analyze and doing so will help us better understand the nature of poltergeists.   That dismissiveness applies to asporting and the apporting of objects.  It’s impossible to know every item missing in the Bothell house simply for the fact some items are just too insignificant to remember. As are some of the items that inexplicably appeared. The third revelation I want to talk about the one I feel the paranormal community ignores is the amount of observation being levied here.  This campaign of me getting into my car each morning and discovering my car trunk door open or unlocked went on for over a year.  A huge portion of it happened when the house was least active.  I’m talking about when there was no activity in the house whatsoever.   I’m often asked this question and it angers me internally (but I try not to show it) have I heard from the current occupiers of the home?  My answer is no I have not.   Some people believe it would strengthen me and Tina’s claims if the current occupiers of the Bothell house stepped forth with similar claims.   That’s not how poltergeists conduct their business.   The events that made our case famous I’m talking about the three bibles that caught fire, and wall writings is not the baseline activity.   The definition of a baseline is the “minimum or starting point.”   The minimum starting point with most poltergeists and by most, I mean 99% is the activity house occupants might not even notice. Objects disappearing, phantom noises, knocking, strange sounds, electrical issues e.g., phantom doorbell ring, TV turning off and on, lights going on/off or off/on, battery drainage, appliance malfunction, etc.  Most of these things can be easily dismissed as ‘just one of those things’ and rightfully so. But not all the time. It’s my belief that most poltergeist cases go undetected and unreported.   Parapsychologists Steve Mera said it best when he said, ‘it’s possible the current occupiers of the home will have things happen and just not know it.’  The activity I regard as baseline activity camouflages itself extremely well in the things we consider routine.  I can’t tell you how many times I had a certified electrician over to troubleshoot the house’s electrical system only to find nothing wrong. How many times have we had the cable guy over. How many times have we had the appliance mechanic over.   How many times have we had the ADT security guy over. How many times have we had Verizon over. How many times have we had Comcast, now Xfinity over. How many times have we had the utility company over to investigate things.  Nothing was ever found wrong or out of the ordinary.   “You can’t fix what’s not broken,” was what they all said.   The spirits in question never entertained the possibility that I might forget my car keys(fob) one day.  Had I had my car keys(fob) on me I would have still been dismissive.  Their level of observation, the desire to observe me leaving the house each morning, and in doing so they unlock the trunk of my car for almost two years unabated not only speaks to a level of trickery, observation, patience, commitment – dedication.   That’s the point I want to bring home for all who read this. Study this.  Read the three books I’ve written. Re-read the cases you’ve already studied or acquired.  Ask the house occupants (your open cases) to tell you things they have not told you. Do all of that and more and you’ll begin. BEGIN TO SEE. We’re dealing with intelligent; 3rd party entities. Not R.S.P.K.  So, where is my car key fob? I never recovered it. It was never given back to me.  What happened to the other items that went missing in the home?  Where do these items go?  I believe these items are on the person of the spirit themselves.  A vale i.e. hidden curtain shrouds their basic makeup. It keeps them and the items they steal hidden from us.  These items that go missing the world over are not sitting in some poltergeist cave or poltergeist storage facility.   Nor are they in the crawl spaces or cavities of the home.   Science tells us there are dimensions, the majority of them hidden that we can’t even begin to comprehend let alone see that exist within millimeters of each of us.  Don’t like to talk about dimensions?   You feel that’s sci/fi?   Then how about spectrums of light? Think about it “our visual system can paint a vibrant portrait of the world, its palette of colors is quite limited, as we only see between 390 to 750 nm of the full electromagnetic spectrum while the remaining trillion wavelengths escape our view. Infrared waves are a portion of the light spectrum that follows red. They have longer wavelengths than visible light, ranging from 700 nanometers to one millimeter. This renders them invisible to humans in almost all conditions.”  That’s just one example.  My conclusion being humans with the naked eye don’t come close to seeing everything in existence.  Some of these missing items are still in the home.  Tina, I, and anyone else for that matter are just blind to them.   I believe some items that went missing are appearing or will reappear in the Bothell house(remember the letters from previous tenants reappearing in kitchen drawers after Tina and I moved in – drawers that were occupied with stuff we put in) and other homes throughout the world for that matter. Some items will reappear in the neighborhood the Bothell house is in if not already.   If we study carefully what the entity said in the Blair Witch house to John Bell and others – combine what it said with the findings in the Bothell house and add in the info from other poltergeist cases it’s intelligent to believe items poltergeists take in one house do or can reappear in other homes.